Spädbarnsskämt

  1. How do you make a baby float?
    Take your foot of its head.
  2. What's sicker than driving over a dead baby?
    Skidding.
  3. What has four legs and one arm?
    A doberman in a children's playground.
  4. What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
    You don't cry when you chop up the baby.
  5. How many babies does it take to paint a house?
    Depends how hard you throw them.
  6. What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
    Making a bong out of it.
  7. What's black, bubbles, and knocks on a door?
    A baby in a microwave.
  8. Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
    So you can pick them up five at a time.

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